Tuesday, June 26, 2012

You May Have A Newborn If...

*Your other kiddos say funny/sweet things like, "She's a champion burper!" or "We have the sweetest baby".

*You have a tiny bundle of warmth snuggled on your chest the majority of the day.  Either that, or attached to your chest. ;-)

*You have teeny tiny clothes mixed in with the other laundry, and it makes everything else seem GIGANTIC.

*You can be found brewing coffee at all hours of the day. And night.

*You forgot how shockingly forceful/loud newborn poops can be. 

*You get massively excited about pumping 3.5 ounces of milk in 5 minutes (from only one side!).

*You can't get enough of the smell of your baby's head.

*You have become very creative at dressing yourself to try and hide the post-baby flab.

*Tummy Tuck takes on a new meaning; you're literally tucking your tummy into the waistband of your pants in an attempt to not look like you're still pregnant.

*You love taking walks just so you can stroll around with your newborn in your awesome stroller.

*Even though you are bone dead tired, you never get tired of seeing your baby in the middle of the night and can't stop cuddling and kissing her sweet face.

Funny story about that picture up there... Nora was SUPER fussy during the photo shoot... she may have been hungry, hot, who knows.  Anyway, we were trying to get a last shot and Mariann, the photographer, started singing the alphabet song in a HIDEOUSLY off key and monotone voice.  And Nora fell asleep INSTANTLY!!! It was SO incredibly hilarious.  We were all laughing hysterically.  As soon as Mariann finished the horrible rendition of A-B-C's, Nora woke up and started fussing again. :-P

My little chickadee

Those are literally the only 2 pictures that turned out semi-well out of the entire 2 hour session. ;-)

1 comment:

  1. OMG, she is so tiny. I can tell you are having a great time. How is your back feeling now?